Jokes For Kids
States of Matter
Teacher: Amazon river flows in which state? Be Silent A moron was going in an airplane to Boston,while it was about to land, he started shouting 'Boston, Boston'. Fat One man walks up to another and says, 'Dude, you're fat'. Glass Wall Why did a moron climbed over a wall made of glass? Suspense How you keep people in suspense? Aha Once there were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. Trouble got lost so Shutup called the police. Heat & Fans Why was it hot after a soccer game? Color TV A moron (stupid) goes to an electronics shop & asks ,
5 Things Mothers would never say 5 Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You Our Brain Mac:Our brain is really strange. 2 Tickets Why did a moron buy 2 tickets to the zoo? Talking Weighing Machine What does the talking weighing machine tell to a fat woman when she steps on it? School is Fun! Mother:Lilly, how was your first day at school? Dumb Kid! A small boy enters a mechanic shop and the mechanic whispers to one his customer:
Mr.Maths Why was Mr. Maths really upset? Stupid A moron (stupid) goes to a pizza-shop,orders a pizza & tells the pizza-boy:' Make sure that you cut it in three pieces as I may not be able to eat more than three as I am not that much hungry'.
Witty Give an example of complete waste of time Common-Sense Joke Teacher :Sara,if you have 15 chocolates, and Mac asks you for 10 out of them,how many would you have left? Write & Read Mother:So what did you learn today? Donkey in School Mac took a donkey to the school, do you know why? I am busy Question: How can you keep an idiot busy for days? Higher Education Question :Why did Mac study in the aeroplane? Smart Tongue Teeth said to Tongue: 'If I just press you a little, you will get cut. Smart Parrot A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
Mac: In liquid state
Air Hostess said :'Be Silent'
Moron:Ok, Oston, Oston.
The other man answers, 'Oh, but you're ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.'
He wanted to see what was on other side
I will tell you later
The policeman asked, 'What is your name?'
Shutup answered, 'Shutup.'
The policeman was little taken aback,he said, 'Excuse me?'
Shutup said, 'My name is Shutup.'
Now the policeman was really angry.He said, 'Are you looking for Trouble?'
Shutup was really impressed & said, 'How did you know'?
Because all the fans had left
How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
You don't want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don't think it's cold today
Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve
Jimmy:Why ?
Mac:It starts working the moment you wake up and never stops until teacher asks a question in the class !
One for getting in and one for getting out.
One at a time ,please
Lilly:Oh, it was fun, but there was some man called teacher, who kept shouting at us
Because his son was a problem
Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man
Sara:Ma'am 15,I hate Mac
Son: How to write
Mother: Hmmm , what did you write?
Son: I wrote something but I don't know as I don't know reading!
Because other day ,his teacher told few misbehaving students that it is very easy for her to make them well-behaved as she has made many men out of donkeys
Answer: Very simple,give him a one piece of paper with 'Please turn over' written on both the sides.
Answer: Mac was fulfilling his parents' wish ,they wanted him to have a higher education
Tongue replied: 'If I misuse one word against someone ,then all 32 of you will come out'
The parrot saw her & said to her, 'Hey lady, you are really ugly'. 'Well, the lady is angry!
She moved quickly to her office.
On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,'Hey lady, you are really ugly.'She was really ticked now.
The next day ,same story got repeated
The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,'Hey lady.'
She stopped and said,'Yes?
The bird said, 'You know.'